11/12/13

A radiator for Christmas

Practical and comfortable cradle, expressly designed for cats to sleep on the side of 
a radiator for total wrap around warmth. (from Thepetshop.gr - Adoption Centre)


Sad Cat: I want one for Christmas.
Owner: In Greece no one has a radiator that works now!
Sad Cat: Why??????
Owner: Because oil prices are at highest, salaries at lowest and government doesn't give a damn.

Sad Cat: I don't give a damn too. I want to sleep on a warm radiator.
Owner: You can hung from the aircondition.  
Sad Cat: I can't, I'm too heavy. You 're gross! 
 

12/10/13

A raunchy day at work

My cat accepts phone orders for the "Plain Burger".

Owner of the Sad Cat: Do you mean that they ordered from you sauce "sop"-jam, porn chop soup and pecker peppers (instead of jabaneros)?
Sad Cat: Mais oui!
Owner of the Sad Cat: What a raunchy day!



Feed the Cat

My cat is sad because she ate too much and has nothing else to eat...

10/10/13

What about the CAT

I live in a "poor" country like Greece. I'm an owner of "spercial needs". My cat is sad for she has to work as a phone assistant...everyday coping with stupid customers, assholes bosses and other subordinate parts of animal kingdom...:(
Let's support THE CAT!!!!