A raunchy day at work

My cat accepts phone orders for the "Plain Burger".

Owner of the Sad Cat: Do you mean that they ordered from you sauce "sop"-jam, porn chop soup and pecker peppers (instead of jabaneros)?
Sad Cat: Mais oui!
Owner of the Sad Cat: What a raunchy day!

Feed the Cat

My cat is sad because she ate too much and has nothing else to eat...

What about the CAT

I live in a "poor" country like Greece. I'm an owner of "spercial needs". My cat is sad for she has to work as a phone assistant...everyday coping with stupid customers, assholes bosses and other subordinate parts of animal kingdom...:(
Let's support THE CAT!!!!